My family’s in for a surprise when they open the fridge.
I put my kindle in a plastic sheet protector thing and duct taped it a lot so I could bring it in the bath with me
Because that’s reasonable
Tom Hiddleston | Photoshoot outtakes by Jason Hetherington 
Oh, babies. Why do you grow up so quickly?
Some things are best left to dental professionals.
those days where I come across an artist whose work I’ve never seen before are the best days
so someone once called my old english teacher immature (because at this point he was spinning around on a wheely chair) and he said:
“Yeah, but the truth is we never really grow up. We just masquerade as adults because that’s what we’re expected to do.”
and to this day that is the single most profound thing i have ever heard uttered by someone dicking around on a swivel chair
Bettie Page demonstrates how much clothing can be removed in a strip-tease (legally) in Carnival Magazine, 1953 (via)
So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.”
And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.
Tiny Dinosaur wanted to help out with awareness so he made a tiny presentation.
Suggestions for improvements are very welcome, he has never made a presentation about asexuality before and he wants to make sure he gets it right.
HE’S WEARING AN ACE RING AS A NECKLACE HOW C U T E
“Okay your job is to keep the pandas in their pen.”
“And I get paid to do this.”